April 2011
132 posts
March 2011
42 posts
“have fun being alone.”
motherfucker, I fully intend to.
GULF CLEAN-UP CREW ALREADY DYING. →
this has got to be one of the most depressing things i have ever watched, and it’s not even making national news.
second glitch of the day.
“papa’s smokes?”
“hi, do you have a cat pipe?”
“no, we do not. i think the only animal pipes we have right now are turtles.”
“alright, thank you.”
……….
“papa’s smokes?”
“hi, do you have a cat pipe?”
“no, we do not.”
“what other animal pipes do you have?”
...
did the universe just glitch or something? i just had the same exact phone conversation twice with the same exact lady.
“papa’s smokes?”
“hi, what time are you guys open until today?”
“7 o’clock.”
“alright, thanks.”
“you have a nice day.”
……….
“papa’s smokes?”
“hi, what...
"your dad"
today, I received this in my inbox—
“Happy Birthday, Skyla. A few days late I’m afraid. If I am counting right, next year your will reach the quarter century mark. I hope you are well and that you had a nice birthday. Regards from your dad, Rod”
so you remembered to get the child support hearing (on my birthday) pushed back, but forgot to say this on the same day? goddamn, i don’t care...
The Colonel
What you have heard is true. I was in his house. His wife carried a tray of coffee and sugar. His daughter filed her nails, his son went out for the night. There were daily papers, pet dogs, a pistol on the cushion beside him. The moon swung bare on its black cord over the house. On the television was a cop show. It was in English. Broken bottles were embedded in the walls around the house...
vivada vis
O foelix princeps! quem circunsistit utrinque Vivida vis Iuvenum, consiliumque Senum. O contrà, infoelix Princeps! cui armata iuventus Plus placet: extruso cum sene consilio. Exemplum est Roboam, regno privatus avito, Qui senibus pulsis consuluit iuvenes.
[O happy Prince, who stands surrounded by the lively strength of youth, and the counsels of the aged! But most unfortunate Prince, who...
before and after →
there is something oddly beautiful about something so destructive.
CANNABINOIDS →
Look, I’m no fan of single mothers either. But it’s Natalie Portman we’re...
– Stephen Colbert
“i met a guy named skipper walker. we had the same charge. and he was homeless. this was a low point.”
—-D. Moran
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we took a left into the woods at dusk. walking on worry, i tried to appease my apathies. instead of pebbles or bread, i dropped dreams into the dark. just before dawn, you invited me in. i slipped off my shoes, stuffed full of delusions. we enjoyed candies and cake for over three days locked inside your little cottage. when i took note of the time, i stepped into the first bit of...